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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 25 Jul 2019
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    Lillian (4), in Japanese: “Daddy how do you say ‘peanut allergy’ in English?” “Peanut allergy.” “No my teacher doesn’t speak Japanese.” “In English it is ‘peanut allergy’.” “Daddy this is serious.” “I know.” “Mommy do you know how to say ‘peanut allergy’ Daddy is lying badly.”

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      2. Chris Frederick‏ @kansaichris 25 Jul 2019
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        This gets really fun when they ask you for the English version of a loanword: "Dad, how do you say 'banana' in English?" "Banana." "No, in English." "Banana." "Not in Japanese." "I know." "I'm serious!" "So am I." 😂

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      3. Nick Coghlan‏ @ncoghlan_dev 25 Jul 2019
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        Now I'm picturing the "How do I say 'pan' in French?" conversations for 'bread'.

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      2. Tyler A. Young‏ @TylerAYoung 25 Jul 2019
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        My bilingual-ish 2 year old occasionally insists that, out of 5 sentences I spoke in German, *one* word is just wrong. Me [in German]: Please don't throw that, you'll break it. You don't want to break your toys, right? Him [English]: Don't say "Spielzeuge," say "toys." 🤷‍♂️

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      3. Paulus Esterhazy‏ @pesterhazy 25 Jul 2019
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        It *is* wrong! Spielzeug is an uncountable noun and has no plural

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      2. Joel Gascoigne‏Verified account @joelgascoigne 25 Jul 2019
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        One of my favorite things about Japanese :) if I don't know the word, I can just say it in Japanese intonation and it actually works out a decent amount of the time 🙃

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      3.  🌍 🔥 🦠‏ @davejohnson 25 Jul 2019
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        Beeru 🙌

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      2. R&J [LA]‏ @dholeandwolf 26 Jul 2019
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        Replying to @patio11 @EliCourtwright

        Is it “pi na tto a ra ji” in Japanese? The loan words in Japanese are fascinating :)

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      3. Denis Pasin‏ @zaratan 26 Jul 2019
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        Replying to @dholeandwolf @patio11 @EliCourtwright

        Piinattsu arerugii (ピーナッツアレルギー)

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      2. Martin Vidner‏ @mvidner 26 Jul 2019
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        Please write also the untranslated versions of your bilingual conversations. That will make them much less confusing, at least 日本語を分る人に :-)

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      3. Luis‏ @locoluis 26 Jul 2019
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        Perhaps 《ピーナッツアレルギーは英語で何と言いますか?》

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