3 hours at hospital. The diagnosis? “You’re old.”
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Can’t find ink and paper While looking for them Forgot my poem.
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Grandkid asked for my address. Told them my address. They didn’t mean my address.
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These are fantastic. Thanks for sharing—I really needed a laugh this morning!
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