I've often wondered whether you can disaggregate the goods "drink" and "chair" in some fashion, perhaps by popularizing a ritual like: "Welcome to Starbucks how can I help you?" "I'm buying one for our friends." "Got it, that will be $4.95." SBUX donates a trivial sum.https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1138847956474441728 …
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Replying to @patio11
What does "I'm buying one for our friends." refer to? This somehow means you're buying a chair and not a drink?
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"I'm buying a drink for our friends [who are not here in this moment to *have* the drink, but I trust you to make sure someone gets to drink as a result of this transaction, perhaps somewhere where it is much more efficient than $4.95 to service that request]."
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