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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Thomas H. Ptacek‏ @tqbf 8 May 2019
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      The mistake the vulnerability branding people keep making now is not giving them dumb NSA names, like SHININGSODA or VALENCEBALLCAP. It’s always GhostLock or PacketMurder or whatever and nobody is paying attention to those names anymore. But BLUELADDER? That’s a Wikipedia page.

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    2. Thomas H. Ptacek‏ @tqbf 8 May 2019
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      Similarly, memo to the CVE people: YOU COULD JUST GENERATE AWESOME DUMB NSA NAMES instead of these utterly pointless, opaque CVE numbers. See if that doesn’t get bugs taken more seriously!

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    3. ________________‏ @phillmv 8 May 2019
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      We ran thru this exercise last year and alas the odds of generating some offensively inappropriate names are rather high

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    4. Thomas H. Ptacek‏ @tqbf 8 May 2019
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      I am offended that the DoD calls an IDS “EINSTEIN” but am a grownup and live with it. :)

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    5. ________________‏ @phillmv 8 May 2019
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      Listen its just surprisingly easy to make computers generate slurs in languages I don’t speak

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    6. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 9 May 2019
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      I want to thoroughly endorse Thomas' solution and yet I remember one panicked git commit at Starfighter and one at another employer both in response to "Oh God that randomly generated text string is a top-tier incident if it ever leaves the company."

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    7. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 9 May 2019
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      Once it was due to a list of adjectives being randomly mixed with a list of nouns. One noun was "People", and the list of adjectives included colors.

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 9 May 2019
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      Once it was due to using a list of, essentially, SAT vocab words. Some SAT vocab words are adjectives with positive connotations. Some are descriptions of historical events. Much of history was not happy history.

      1:20 AM - 9 May 2019
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        2. Sune Marcher‏ @snemarch 9 May 2019
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          Replying to @patio11 @phillmv @tqbf

          A vuln autonamed JOYFULHOLOCAUST would probably make headlines, but... yeah.

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        3. ________________‏ @phillmv 9 May 2019
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          And this is the sad reason why GitHub Security Advisory identifiers are a string of random letters and numbers drawn from a subset of the alphabet less likely to form legible words in any language 😛 I really did want to use the several concatenated words algorithm but alas

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