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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 9 May 2019
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      Patrick McKenzie Retweeted Thomas H. Ptacek

      I still think that a) the decision to call CVE-2014-0160 HeartBleed and then b) a $100 design contest logo were probably two of the best decisions made in the history of computer security, probably generating minimally hundreds of millions of dollars of savings to users.https://twitter.com/tqbf/status/1126259809370746880 …

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      Thomas H. Ptacek @tqbf
      Similarly, memo to the CVE people: YOU COULD JUST GENERATE AWESOME DUMB NSA NAMES instead of these utterly pointless, opaque CVE numbers. See if that doesn’t get bugs taken more seriously!
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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 9 May 2019
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      I'm truly agnostic on whether IRIDIUMOSTRITCH is a better name than HeartBleed; it's clear that either of them are far, far better than CVE-2016-0140.

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        1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 9 May 2019
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          Like this tweet if you did not see what I did there until you saw this tweet.

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        2. Kevin Riggle‏ @kevinriggle 9 May 2019
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          The second & third order effects of it consumed (conservatively) months of my life and I still can't remember the goddamn CVE number

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        3. Kevin Riggle‏ @kevinriggle 9 May 2019
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          I unironically mark Heartbleed as the moment that the software industry woke up and got serious about software security, and it's all down to somebody applying I guess $100 bucks worth of marketing sense to a vuln for once

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