Me: That’s a colorful dress, Lillian! Lillian, 4: What. No. It is pink. Just pink. Monochromatic pink. Me: ... Who taught you ‘monochromatic’? Lillian: Who taught you ‘colorful?’
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Isn’t that why people have children?
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You can’t prescribe descriptivism!
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If a man is alone in a forest without a woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
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In my household the drama is over pronounciation. My 6-year-old has discovered that he can troll my dad by saying “to-may-to” in front of him.
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How you use language is _the_ class marker, though. Haven't you seen My Fair Lady? :)
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You have a daughter/child. Expectation of being wrong starts on day one. The older they get, the more everything they know, the more wrong you are. Game over man, game over!
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