Schultz, stop pretending to run for president and MAKE ME A LATTEhttps://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1091492429004505089 …
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#TestAndTrace Smith 🐇 Retweeted Josh Marshall
Schultz, stop pretending to run for president and MAKE ME A LATTEhttps://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1091492429004505089 …
#TestAndTrace Smith 🐇 added,
Just kidding I don't drink coffee, but "make me a tea" only sounds imperious in Japanese.
This was literally the biggest exec on exec rank mix drop I ever saw as a salaryman. Scene: incident response; engineers are hard at work and managers also can’t leave office by policy. Exec A: There’s no reason to be here. Exec B: There is. A: I feel useless. B: Make tea.
Peanut gallery, if you lack the shared cultural context here: putting on the tea is a very gendered task usually implicitly falling on people who the company considers institutionally unimportant, so when a middle-aged male exec was explicitly ordered to do so, that’s “Oh snap.”
I mean, it’s both. The tea does materially contribute to the engineers, and the reason the exec was told to make it was because he explicitly abdicated the responsibility of leadership that the “Nobody goes home if we have a live incident” rule was designed to embody (there).
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