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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 1 Jan 2019
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    Watching a cooking reality show (Chopped) and, in the last seconds of a round, with one chef unable to open an ingredient and facing an auto-fail, a competing chef wordlessly handed over his. New Year’s Resolution: Be that guy.

    2:39 PM - 1 Jan 2019
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      1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 1 Jan 2019
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        Turns out he won.

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      1. Odif Yltsaeb‏ @odif_yltsaeb 1 Jan 2019
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        Ed Nelson (Dr. Rossi) summed up what he had learned in his five years on the show. “I’ve found that the most important thing for an actor is honesty,” he said. “And when you learn how to fake that, you’re in.” from https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/12/05/fake-honesty/ …

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      2. Barry Kelly‏ @barrkel 1 Jan 2019
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        I've been that guy in a competition scenario, and lost to the guy I helped out. In the grand scheme of things, I only helped him beat me in a competition, rather than helped him out of some difficulty. I don't think it was worth it, it was a small lesson for me.

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      3. Rob Young‏ @roryoung 2 Jan 2019
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        Was the competition worth more than your integrity? You did the right thing. Seeing you do that would have tipped some of those watching to do the right thing themselves in the future. You made the world better. That's ace!

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      1. Stephanie Hurlburt‏ @sehurlburt 1 Jan 2019
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        Bit unrelated, but for laughs:https://youtu.be/vd4qIJZqqU8 

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      1. Colin Beveridge‏ @icecolbeveridge 2 Jan 2019
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        I briefly trained as a ref for kids’ soccer in the US. Once saw a senior ref cool down a coach by saying “I get that you want to win, but you don’t want to win *like that*.”

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      1. Heath Borders‏ @heathborders 1 Jan 2019
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        This happens all the time on @BritishBakeOff

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      1. Dale Kim‏ @unpacklo 1 Jan 2019
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        It often costs *so little* to help other people, yet it can make a huge difference to the person getting the help. There must be some developed theory about this, like comparative advantage in economics?

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      1. Visakan Veerasamy‏ @visakanv 1 Jan 2019
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        Visakan Veerasamy Retweeted Visakan Veerasamy

        Rule 3https://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1080190859734245376?s=21 …

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        Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv
        Visa’s rules for life [draft] 1. recognise when u get ur ass kicked, & accept it with grace 2. if u *have* to kick someone’s ass, be swift, don’t be a dick about it 3. if u can save an innocent ass from being kicked, do so 4. remember, life kicks everybody’s ass in the end https://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1057602603792523264 …
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      1. Deborah Wilk 5132‏ @DeborahWilk5132 1 Jan 2019
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        YAY !

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