At Immigration exiting Japan: “You arrived... yesterday?!” “Yes.” “What circumstance lead you to be in the country less than a day?” “I’m a salaryman.” “Oh OK.” Later: Ruriko: “‘I’m a salaryman.’” “Rounds to true.” “But the real reason is you were picking us up.” 1/2
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"Rounds to true" That is a glorious phrase.
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It’s amazing how in life it’s so much more acceptable to give an answer that pretends you don’t have agency than reveals your true values: ‘Sorry, can’t come tonight, boss is an asshole’ versus ‘I won’t be coming, I want to spend time with my family’
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It feels so much harder to turn someone down with ‘I’m not interested in a date with you’ than ‘I have a boyfriend’. Uggghhjj honest poly values...
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