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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 25 Nov 2018
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      Scene: buying phones earlier today for Ruriko. Saleswoman: "And you'll need to transfer data and settings over yourself." Ruriko: "Got it." "It's rather involved so I have a printou..." "Save a tree." "I highly recommend..." "Married an engineer. He won't read it anyway."

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 25 Nov 2018
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      Scene: later. Me: "It's good thing you married an engineer; this is the pits. How do normal people do it?" Ruriko: "I don't know." "No seriously this would have been legitimately difficult." "Now you're just talking yourself up." "I'm serious! I have been paid for easier work!"

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        2. Kamil Choudhury‏ @kchoudhu 25 Nov 2018
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          Have you put a dollar figure on the IT support you provide to your family yet?

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        3. Kamil Choudhury‏ @kchoudhu 25 Nov 2018
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          By my estimate I have provided my wife's employer with at least 10K in free support. "It doesn't work and the work IT person is useless." "Here, let me look"

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        1. Chris Israel Barker‏ @downpressor 25 Nov 2018
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          What whe hell kinda phone takes so much time?

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        2. Paul Baribeau‏ @BaribeauP 25 Nov 2018
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          Would you have read the instruction sheet though?

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        3. Florian Laws‏ @florianlaws 25 Nov 2018
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          Would it have helped to read the instruction sheet?

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        1. Stephen Linam‏ @slinamaustin 25 Nov 2018
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          How have you been listening in on me and my wife?

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        1. Guilherme de Maio‏ @nirev 25 Nov 2018
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          I seriously don't know. I think it's mostly randomly pressing buttons and hoping it works.

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        1. Frank Leon Rose‏ @frankleonrose 25 Nov 2018
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          How do they? One thing I’ve seen is a casual tolerance of losing all history and settings. Which I do not comprehend. (eg Simplenote collection started as Palm notes 20+ years ago)

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        1. an end‏ @hyperfekt 25 Nov 2018
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          maybe it'd have been easier with the instructions ;)

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        2. Jack Gillian‏ @jack__gillian 25 Nov 2018
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          How do you say "just got a new phone, please message me your numbers" in Japanese?

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        3. Jack Gillian‏ @jack__gillian 25 Nov 2018
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          I cringe on behalf of the entire tech industry every time I read that

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