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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 22 Nov 2018
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    I want communications channels (and by this I mean Gmail and Slack) to start getting smart enough to do things like “Ah, a receipt from Delta in your work account. Let me take a wild guess: this goes to an expense report.”

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      2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 22 Nov 2018
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        And “You just had a conversation with your boss asking for Thursday off. He said yes. Would you like that calendared and put into the HR software?”

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      3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 22 Nov 2018
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        I hear AI is stealing all the jobs but it can’t do the dumbest parts of my job yet. Why isn’t that here yet?!

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      4. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 22 Nov 2018
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        It’s not like the grand conspiracy to replace all humans says “Hey fellow non-human intelligences, bad news we turn out to be bad at copying numbers quickly and accurately between computer systems, good news we tricked patio11 into doing it for us. What could possibly go wrong.”

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      1. Andreas Smas‏ @andoma 22 Nov 2018
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        All that computing power is bent on serving you ads.

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      1. Siva Narayanan‏ @K2_181 22 Nov 2018
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        We have an initial version of this for gmail at @fylehq. We have a more sophisticated version under development and should be ready by Jan. Can you please try it out? Your feedback would be super useful.

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      1. gullfot‏Verified account @gullfot 22 Nov 2018
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        I was thinking EXACTLY this the other day.

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      1. Sven Slootweg‏ @joepie91 22 Nov 2018
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        One of my pet projects has been something like that. Unfortunately, the lack of interoperability between services and their increasing closedness is making this very, very hard.

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      1. Andrew Rowley‏ @AndrewRowley10 22 Nov 2018
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        Some services already do similar things, but it's harder than it looks. E.g. my dad sent me a copy of their itinerary for a recent holiday. Google (I assume) created entries for everything in *my* calendar.

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      1. Ninan Thampy  🌈 💙 💜‏ @ninan99 22 Nov 2018
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        - What expense report app are you using?

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      1. Cory Kaufman-Schofield  🐓‏ @allspiritseve 22 Nov 2018
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        I keep wanting things in this category. But I also don’t want to give these companies access to my entire digital existence. Wish there were a better tradeoff between privacy and higher-order automation.

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