I mean if capitalists are going to be the villains in every movie we can at least acknowledge that capitalists are the villains in every movie because they are hypercompetent at achieving their preferences by the standards of other stereotyped villain groups.
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“Evil overlord: you’ve enslaved multiple countries but appear to have a personal security budget denominated in copper pieces and your source of ultimate power is more poorly secured than a Bitcoin exchange. Let’s talk risk management. I can recommend a good boutique consultancy”
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The book flows exactly like this. Everyone acts rationally and follows procedure and contingency plans. Things still go to hell because the system is too complex to monitor and contain.
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The best example of this is in their automatic dinosaur counting system which uses image recognition. It works great, and is used to ensure that no dinosaurs are missing.
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"I spared no expense! Except in the operations team. I've literally hired a *single* developer – who is vocally upset about earning too little while being introduce to strangers – and entrusted the *entire* development and management of park security features to him alone."
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One assumes the island was perfectly situated to avoid any unpleasant extraterritorial jurisdictional oversight.
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Indeed. It was, as
@classiclib3ral would put it, a no go zone.
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At least they only tried the park on 4 guests before closing definitively. In the last movie, they have a competent team, yet they end up unleashing a wild Chris Pratt on a park full of visitors
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Chris Pratt wasn't in Jurassic Park? It came out in like the early 90s and the franchise has been lovingly untouched since then because everybody knows that the 1993 movie was perfection. Weird tweet, good imagination
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