Lillian (age 3) to waiter: “Excuse me, do you have a kid’s set?” “Yes miss, we can make any of our dishes in your size.” “And they come with a toy.” “No miss.” “Then that’s not a kid set, that’s a small grownup meal, for a small grownup. Daddy we’re off.”
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Age 3. None issue.
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Another 20 years and you might make some real progress.
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Kids are so funny. I have to assume that most waiters/waitresses deal with at least one child like yours during every shift.
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