“One hot coffee up!” (clerk whispers to other clerk) “For who?!?” “The foreign gentleman.” “He didn’t ask for that.” “No he did.” “No he didn’t he’s been in here 400 times and never once gotten a hot coffee. Ask him again.” Me: “Nothing like ice coffee in a heat wave. Or winter.”
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I now start queries with "Heyyyyyyyyyyy" and a generous pause so the other person has time to clue into that I'm talking and prepare to start processing words I don't know if they need it but I'd sure appreciate if they'd do it for me
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I once laughed a minute after my wife said a joke (I parsed a joke when I had some resources freed a bit). It both freaked out and amused her :)
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My wife’s response to this tweet is: “also, when husband’s said code haze is over, said husband verbally vomits all over me regardless of what I’m doing because said husband ‘is not coding anymore’ so must do whatever was last on his mind RIGHT NOW”. :/
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Haha. Justin and I do this all the time to each other
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