“One hot coffee up!” (clerk whispers to other clerk) “For who?!?” “The foreign gentleman.” “He didn’t ask for that.” “No he did.” “No he didn’t he’s been in here 400 times and never once gotten a hot coffee. Ask him again.” Me: “Nothing like ice coffee in a heat wave. Or winter.”
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My wife and coworkers know that deep in a code haze is the absolute worst time to try hard questions like “What would you like for lunch?” because it usually comes out “... *verbal static* A question. Asked. Sorry, you just asked me a question. Could you ask it again?”
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