Lillian and I have a daddy-daughter bonding activity: we make hama bead art, which involves melting plastic. Most recently she's into Pokemon. Me: "Ow ow ow ow." Wife: "What happened?" Me: "I burned myself on Firebolt." Lillan (age 3): "Daddy, she's fire type. It's in the name."
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You know the spit-take, like in the movies? That. That just happened
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I think I aspirated my tongue
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