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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on Atlas. Opinions here are my own.

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    Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 24 Jul 2018

    Patrick McKenzie Retweeted SF Examiner

    First thought: They’re banning something memetically associated with the nerds they hate. second thought: That’s probably uncharitable. third thought: Oh they literally explained that that was, in fact, the reasoning.https://twitter.com/sfexaminer/status/1021761446852456448 …

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    SF ExaminerVerified account @sfexaminer
    Supervisors move to ban workplace cafeterias, via @FitzTheReporter https://bit.ly/2NJoCKS  pic.twitter.com/Saf1zYGn5f
    11:55 AM - 24 Jul 2018
    • 112 Retweets
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    23 replies 112 retweets 330 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 24 Jul 2018

        “Do you understand how I perceive these actions as motivated by animus?” “Typical techie thinking the world revolves around you. That’s why everyone hates you, you know.” “You’ve defined me as a class member and are trying to harm me based on that.” “One can’t harm the powerful.”

        1 reply 12 retweets 93 likes
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      3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 24 Jul 2018

        “I would experience you illegalizing a service I use as harm, particularly when motivated by animus.” “Can’t be harmed, you rich brat.” “You keep saying variations on that but here I am begging you for permission to eat. Isn’t that what power looks like?” “Oh boo hoo.”

        3 replies 13 retweets 98 likes
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      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. kev mchugh‏ @krmchugh 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @patio11

        they don't say that literally or any other way

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @krmchugh

        pic.twitter.com/gGgJ4VOT81

        3 replies 3 retweets 48 likes
      4.  🤖 Sonya Mann  🎀‏Verified account @sonyaellenmann 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @patio11 @krmchugh

        "depriving them of the pleasure" is Orwellian I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH NORMIES

        4 replies 1 retweet 62 likes
      5. dj microyeet‏ @djmicrobeads 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @sonyaellenmann @patio11 @krmchugh

        this is making me absolutely lose my shit

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. dj microyeet‏ @djmicrobeads 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @djmicrobeads @sonyaellenmann and

        I want cafeteria meal. This would improve my life so much

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      7. Fernando Borretti‏ @f_borretti 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @djmicrobeads @sonyaellenmann and

        if you work from home you can be your own gourmet chef friend

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      8. antarctichoke‏ @palecur 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @f_borretti @djmicrobeads and

        if you work from home you can be on a first-name basis with your local doordash folks, belike

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Not Fake Adam Kalsey‏ @akalsey 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @patio11 @CaseySoftware

        Perhaps people would want to “go outside and eat with the rest of us” if they didn’t have to wade through human waste on the sidewalks in order to get there.

        1 reply 2 retweets 24 likes
      3. Uncle Cal‏ @CalEvans 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @akalsey @patio11 @CaseySoftware

        Couldn't Google (for instance) just start charging for their cafeteria and thus make it a restaurant? Employees get like a 99% discount?

        6 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. threestationsquare‏ @threestationsq 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @CalEvans @akalsey and

        99% discount still means you have to waste lots of time waiting in line to pay. A big part of why free food makes sense is that you get rid of the costs of cashiers & payment handling entirely.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Uncle Cal‏ @CalEvans 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @threestationsq @akalsey and

        No. the reason the do it is because it gets you back to work faster. It's cheaper to feed you and push you back to your desk than let you go off campus. That is the only reason they do it.

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. Not Fake Adam Kalsey‏ @akalsey 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @CalEvans @threestationsq and

        Also as a recruiting perk. Tech workers can get free food at your competitor, so we need to give it to them here so they don’t leave. It’s become an expected company benefit in some areas.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. threestationsquare‏ @threestationsq 25 Jul 2018
        Replying to @akalsey @CalEvans and

        At this point it's basically like employers providing free bathrooms for employees; of course they should provide the necessities of life while you're at work. Making you go outside & wait in line at a local business to eat or use the bathroom would waste both your time & theirs.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      8. Not Fake Adam Kalsey‏ @akalsey 25 Jul 2018
        Replying to @threestationsq @CalEvans and

        Not Fake Adam Kalsey Retweeted Dom

        https://twitter.com/entendu/status/1021938507625844738 …

        Not Fake Adam Kalsey added,

        Dom @entendu
        In other news, SF supervisors ban indoor restrooms forcing coddled tech workers to “take a dump on the sidewalk like the rest of us” https://twitter.com/akalsey/status/1021876812639395840 …
        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. sol‏ @fire__exit 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @patio11 @sonyaellenmann

        lmfaoooopic.twitter.com/hUmj5f0m0J

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3.  🤖 Sonya Mann  🎀‏Verified account @sonyaellenmann 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @fire__exit @patio11

        ah yes, the "app culture" of associating with your coworkers because you like them, and enjoying the generous benefits of your workplace is it bad to have a good job now

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. sol‏ @fire__exit 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @sonyaellenmann @patio11

        you will sit at our table, and you will enjoy it

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. St. Rev  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev 24 Jul 2018
        Replying to @fire__exit @sonyaellenmann @patio11

        The real problem being addressed here is that currently the only good time to throw rocks at techies is between 6 and 8 am (it's frequently too dark during the evening commute), and the rock-throwers hate getting up that early.

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      6. End of conversation

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