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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Jul 2018
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    If I were Amazon I’d be SQLing up a storm then pitching apartment complexes on “We will pay for a delivery box system for you and pay $1 for each successful delivery to it. Your tenants will love it. Estimated revenue per month: $642.”

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      1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Jul 2018
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        The solution to last-quarter-mile infrastructure is either a) be Japan or b) cheat the problem. (This particular cheat is in widespread use in Japan and it’s magic.)

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      2. Colin Percival‏ @cperciva 2 Jul 2018
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        Amazon saves $1/delivery when they can leave packages in their own delivery boxes? I thought it would be somewhere around $0.30.

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      3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Jul 2018
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        I think you’re radically underestimating failed deliveries and redeliveries (and also the total costs / unit costs of truck rolls).

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      1. Sheet JS‏ @SheetJS 2 Jul 2018
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        They should start by offering a discount for picking up packages at Amazon Locker locations (especially Whole Foods, using shipping as a loss leader!)

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      1. qualia are a fuck‏ @__anp__ 2 Jul 2018
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        i live in a building with one of these, but amazon contractors (i.e. delivering for same day & one day orders) dont have access nor know how to use it amazon reps seem pretty uninterested in figuring it out, too

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        Bldgs like mine do this for nothing. The USPS delivers to the mail area. Any bldg with a secured entrance/common mail area or office ls doing this now. Are there enough places where this will work? Can they tell what bldgs already have a secure entrance/no need for this?

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      1. Chris Freeman‏ @15lettermax 2 Jul 2018
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        I would 100% favor apartments that had this option.

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      1. Thwiv‏ @Thwiv 2 Jul 2018
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        My apartment actually has this, an Amazon hub. It's great. I get a text with a code when my package has arrived.

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