Wife wants an air conditioner. Me: “OK honey be home late I’m going to buy us an air conditioner.” “You don’t know anything about air conditioners.” “Yes but I know about sales guys so will walk into the store and say ‘I am definitely going to buy an an AC today.’ Solved.”
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Elapsed time between getting to correct floor and being walked to door: 26 minutes, most of it confirming installation details. Capitalism, ho!
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