Wife wants an air conditioner. Me: “OK honey be home late I’m going to buy us an air conditioner.” “You don’t know anything about air conditioners.” “Yes but I know about sales guys so will walk into the store and say ‘I am definitely going to buy an an AC today.’ Solved.”
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“No see this is the great thing about sales guys: when you say you have definite purchasing intent and want a named product with minimal opportunity for either side to screw it up they are literally impossible to offend.”
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Elapsed time between getting to correct floor and being walked to door: 26 minutes, most of it confirming installation details. Capitalism, ho!
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Ah come on! How you can be so Zen? Do they put it into water there?)
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Why will they be mortified?
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Recently spent some time on a possible future heatpump (kind of an inverse AC), and found out that, yes, people are actually working on nanopore compressors in the laboratory
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