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Patrick McKenzie
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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 3 Jun 2018
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    I have been apparently targeted by cryptospammer impersonators. If you are offered cryptocurrency by someone claiming to be me, assume they are lying to you. If you are offered cryptocurrency by me, please call an ambulance; I may have suffered a stroke.

    6:01 PM - 3 Jun 2018
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    • The Collective arohner Jimmy "goes brrrr" Hsu 🔥 Martin Lucina ‏Chris Adams‎ ((( Ken N.))) Alex Pogosyan Libre Equity Kamil Choudhury
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      1. Mike Healy‏ @mike_hasarms 3 Jun 2018
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        Could we verify crypto offers from "you" on a blockchain to be sure?

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      1. Travis Northcutt‏ @tnorthcutt 3 Jun 2018
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        …they must not realize who they’re impersonating 😂😂😂

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      1. Nik Patel‏ @patelnik7 3 Jun 2018
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        Time to get that Twitter checkmark with your name. You are important enough that people are creating fake account on your name.

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      1. Leon Overweel‏ @layon_overwhale 3 Jun 2018
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        @verified I think it’s time to verify @patio11

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      1. tommy boy‏ @tomkarlo 3 Jun 2018
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        I had a month of this. I think it's just a sign of the benefits of a healthy decentralized system?

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      1. Joe Stover‏ @Joe_Stover 3 Jun 2018
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        Feel like that second part needs to be on a medical alert bracelet 🤣

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      1. Tim Trautman‏ @TimTrautman 3 Jun 2018
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        I saw that and honestly thought you were joking.

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      1. Laszlo Sragner‏ @xLaszlo 3 Jun 2018
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        I scrolled down way too long on one of these threads that I am comfortable to admit. In my defense I thought its some insider joke.

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      1. Paul Pajo  🧢 [Jan/3➞₿  🔑∎] #Insulin4All {#HODL}‏ @pageman 3 Jun 2018
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        Time to add "Won't give you any coins" to your Twitter name

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      1. Richard Johnson‏ @richinseattle 4 Jun 2018
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        Do report the bots posts. I got one kicked off Twitter after it was impersonating @KeithMyers by saying it was harassment not just spam due to the impersonation angle.

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