I just got owned IRL by a ten year old kid. “Don’t worry, I speak French AND English because my dad is American and my mom is French!” She’s gonna go far, I bet.
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Ran into the same kid again. Got owned AGAIN. “Hey, I remember you! Did you learn French yet? Why are you smoking, that’s bad for you!” “Sometimes, adults make bad decisions.” “So why not just stop?”
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No way I can ever move to Paris if outside of my office I’m gonna get brutally burned by children daily.
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Replying to @steveklabnik
lol "children"- it's just the same one over and over ya?
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Replying to @ag_dubs
Yes but who knows how many more are lurking around here, just waiting to get subtweeted
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Then she’d win. IM NOT MAD
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Think of it this way: you're only quitting smoking so that you get to live long enough to see her get brutally burned by younger generations, at which point you can spring out of the bushes and say "MON AMIE, WE MEET AGAIN!"
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