Scott Morse

@PatchMorse

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

    1,076 replies 83,216 retweets 186,677 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 16

    In which direction?

    Replying to @SkyNewsBreak
    The White House is on lockdown after someone attempted to climb over the fence
    642 replies 27,109 retweets 67,035 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    Why is Tony Romo being treated like a "Make-A-Wish" kid?

    13 replies 591 retweets 813 likes
  4. Feb 1

    This is one of those days in the life of every web developer when you curse Word for inventing its own frickin apostrophe character.

    1 reply 2 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jan 29

    How many Pro-Life protesters adopt a fucking baby?

    Poll Time: How many celebrities protesting have taken in refugees to personally house them?
    216 replies 14,675 retweets 30,486 likes
  6. Retweeted
    3 Nov 2016

    If someone tries to stop you from voting, take their picture and call 1-866-OUR-VOTE. Lawyers will be ready.

    364 replies 22,690 retweets 15,024 likes
  7. Retweeted
    6 Oct 2016

    This chart via is ridiculous. Shows the Seahawks utter defensive domination of the league since 2012.

    2 replies 49 retweets 56 likes
  8. Retweeted
    4 Oct 2016

    Hey, GOP. Maybe slow down for a second, okay?

    64 replies 446 retweets 595 likes
  9. 26 Sep 2016

    Is there an official Republican candidate pledge to always pretend that it's pronounced "nukular"?

    1 like
  10. 23 Sep 2016

    Satisfying things to do on twitter: When faced with ads from the trump campaign, report them as abusive to others, because they are.

    1 like
  11. Retweeted
    27 Aug 2016

    Depends, how much are you marking them up?

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    395 replies 9,585 retweets 29,341 likes
  12. 18 Aug 2016

    This is the most Kicker thing to ever happen.

    No K Caleb Sturgis tonight. Wasn't wearing helmet before game on field, hit on head by punt, suffered concussion
  13. Retweeted
    4 Aug 2016

    When are we going to say 'enough is enough'?

    3 replies 12 retweets 29 likes
  14. Retweeted
    1 Aug 2016

    "We side with Washington" - literally every human

    says WA state to sue Comcast for $100M - alleging pattern of deceptive practices.
    2 replies 15 retweets 34 likes
  15. Retweeted
    12 Jul 2016

    Comparing Pokemon Characters To Good Players On The 49ers: JK I can't name one of either of those things

    4 replies 34 retweets 84 likes
  16. Retweeted
    15 May 2016

    Unlike Hamilton, I do not write like I'm running out of time. I write like I'm independently wealthy, immortal, and also have mono.

    11 replies 1,999 retweets 6,386 likes
  17. Retweeted
    27 Apr 2016

    We're up for Startup of the Year at the . Help us win and vote here:

    1 retweet 1 like
  18. Retweeted
    30 Mar 2016

    This is my new favorite photo.

    6 replies 127 retweets 177 likes
  19. 6 Dec 2015

    Does anyone else think it's time for Peyton Manning to retire from football and just do commercials full time?

  20. Retweeted
    10 Jan 2015

    "hello, yes, this is cops. we are revoking your license to javascript"

    101 replies 3,539 retweets 2,743 likes

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