patrick cartelli

@patcartelli

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Queens, NY
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Jun 2016

    Uh oh someone sent me a box of masculinity again.

    21 replies 1,609 retweets 2,327 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I'm jealous of John McCain because he seems to be the only person unaware that the 2016 election already happened.

    88 replies 2,055 retweets 9,277 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    "I knew there was no case there." Re: emails

    2 replies 23 retweets 144 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Listening to music has never been easier than in the year 2017

    7 retweets 70 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    this will need to be repeated a lot in the coming days. if wants to realistically dispute any of this, he can always be sworn in.

    Replying to @mountain_goats
    Those who say it's just trump's word vs Comey's should remember that one of them is speaking under oath
    8 replies 268 retweets 603 likes
  6. Jun 7

    I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 39)' badge on !

  7. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Brand new 🔥🔥🔥

    . make power pop perfection on"Wendy's Trash Can" {Premiere)
    1 reply 4 retweets 14 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    how do you become a thing

    10 replies 1,623 retweets 3,001 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 25

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  10. Jun 7

    people are mad at the dog rating account like they wouldn’t want to make money on their bad tweets

    4 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    wow this Comey testimony is going to make headlines

    34 replies 961 retweets 3,798 likes
  12. Jun 7

    See you nerds in 10 hours

    Heyyy! just premiered our brand new 10-hour music video for "Wendy's Trash Can" :) :) :) :)
    1 retweet 3 likes
  13. Jun 7

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  14. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Anyone listening to ? Found him through a newsletter and so far so good.…

    2 retweets 1 like
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    WHY I DISAGREE WITH MY DAD

    174 replies 929 retweets 5,065 likes
  16. Jun 7

    And lo! The night was good and the podcast was recorded!

    We just cracked open a coupla cold ones to do some voiceover recordings. It's gonna be a good night.
    3 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    We just cracked open a coupla cold ones to do some voiceover recordings. It's gonna be a good night.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  18. Jun 6

    Going to Los Angeles for a week so get ready for my "why I'm leaving New York" think piece.

    3 likes
  19. Jun 6
    Replying to

    Anyway I have Korn stuck in my head so things are looking up

    1 reply 1 like
  20. Jun 6

    Yaknow it seems like this white house is bad

    1 reply 3 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    We all deserve to be safe at shows & Help us bring to this summer -RT!

    35 retweets 71 likes

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