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Trump is ranting about how the fake news media wouldn't play the last ten feet of his walk down the ramp, because he triumphantly ran down to the end. But, he says, when the fake news plays the clip, they misleadingly end it before his triumphant, handsome sprint to the end.

Trump is now proving to the crowd he's capable of drinking a glass of water. He briefly raises a glass to his face and then hurls it down to the floor. The crowd goes FUCKING WILD.

I know these tweets don't sound like this is a real thing that is really happening, but this is a real thing that's really happening.

Trump, on Biden's relationship with the protesters(?): "Does anyone think he really controls these crazy maniacs?" But actually, no, no one does think that? Why would anyone think that?

Trump warns that if someone "does something stupid on November 3rd" and Biden wins, then 'If the Democrats are in charge, the protesters will take over, and no one will be in charge.'

Trump on why there was no overflow rally outside, as had been planned: "Sir," they told him, you can't have a rally outside, because, people "sort of attacked our city." Trump confirms he watched this "sort of" attack happen on TV.

Trump is incredibly sweaty right now.

Trump is telling an incredibly long story about how he personally negotiated the Air Force One contract. He told them: Don't you understand you dumb son of a Butch, don't you understand." Trump says he demanded a price of less than $4 million. (He must mean billion.)