The Parliament

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Multi-sport fantasy league (baseball, football, basketball) based in the Bay Area. Matthew Berry award winners (2013).

Bay Area, CA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Jan 2016

    Tanking in fantasy and elbows over the table in beer pong. Two hardest things to enforce on the planet.

    1 reply 4 retweets 21 likes
  2. 15 minutes ago

    RIP Yahoo

  3. 24 minutes ago

    Steve Kerr on all the former greats who said they'd beat this team.
  4. Jun 8

    Unfrocking believable

  5. Jun 7

    "Did I get the foul?"

  6. Jun 7

    Stilwell in the middle of the bar: "everyone shut up Doris Burke is talking!" 😂😂😂

    1 retweet 1 like
  7. Jun 7

    Kyrie great at finishing, horrible at tucking in his jersey

    1 like
  8. Jun 7

    Rooz comes over to Cabin at halftime, immediately announces he has the best keeper in the league, big argument ensues

    1 like
  9. Jun 7

    *Kyrie airballs a three* Stilwell "HE'S AVAILABLE"

    1 like
  10. Jun 7

    Overheard by a large portly bearded man at the Cabin: "What does all denim everything mean?" 👕👖

    1 retweet 1 like
  11. Jun 7

    Jonny: My team sucks right now Forest: I have a 15.00+ ERA right now Jonny: 😳

    3 likes
  12. Jun 7

    ! Drink up

    Replying to @GabeLacques
    Klay Thompson, third-best Warrior, brings home $5 million in endorsements. Clayton Kershaw, Best Pitcher of His Generation, gets $800,000.
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    The tweet headline progression re: this season is epic...

    44 replies 508 retweets 732 likes
  14. Jun 6

    Weird headline guys 🍆

    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  15. Jun 5

    Trade! Jake gets Billy Hamilton and Roozi's 6th in baseball (orig). Roozi gets David Price and Jake's 12th in baseball (orig).

  16. Jun 4

    Find yourself a girl that looks at you the way Klay looks at Durant

    2 retweets 1 like
  17. Jun 4

    😂😂😂

    Ty Lue asked how his team's defense did in giving up 40 points in the first quarter: "I thought it was pretty good."
  18. Jun 2

    Mike Pence with the hard

  19. Jun 1

    "I like to bet. I'm talking about University of Pacific basketball on a Monday."

  20. Jun 1

    Sports bars across the nation 🍺💰

    Who wins tonight??
    1 like
  21. Retweeted
    May 31

    Prosecutors are dropping charges against the man who threw a catfish onto the rink during the Stanley Cup Final.

    47 replies 507 retweets 1,642 likes

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