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I meant Frozen, of course.

Since I started ranting yesterday, @skyhd is now down more than it's up. Naturally. Such garbage.

I am, of course, tweeting all this tethered to my phone. Which is not only more reliable than @skyhd but far faster.

Nah, who am I kidding -- I bet they're in an area that can use glorious @virginmedia broadband.

It seems @skyhd has gone quiet on me all of a sudden. Perhaps their internet is also down every 15 minutes...

.@SkyHelpTeam honestly, at this point, I think I'd rather have this conversation in public over Twitter so everyone can see this absurdity.

A lot of folks asking which is worse: Sky or Comcast. It's Sky simply because when working, their shit service runs at 28.8 modem speed.

Where is @ryan - need him to record this.

So after instructing us to unscrew wiring plate with a butterknife, Sky customer rep Hugh now refusing to help if we don't get a landline.

Begs the question: how many weeks does it take Sky to flip a switch? The answer is 5 weeks.

All this after it took them several weeks to set up the internet… which involved no one coming out here, just them flipping a switch.

Sky is now literally having us unscrew their connection point in the house with a butter knife. They can't seem to come out here to do this.