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Chris Cate, imperfect dad of 3. Writes comedy. Hosts Breaking Down Parenting Podcast. On funniest parent lists by @HuffPostParents @BuzzFeed @ScaryMommy, more.

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1. Naomi Hassan‏ @mebecomingmum 16 Jan 2017
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1. Fiona O’Brien‏ @RealFionaO 16 Jan 2017
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  This is what I got sent from my son when he was ready to be wiped .....Technology!!pic.twitter.com/EzFfBMRBAC
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1. Essentially Happy Momma‏ @NikoleSariotis 16 Jan 2017
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  Priceless moments of parenthood
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1. Tina‏ @NurseWhitman 20 Jan 2017
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  How old are these kids everyone is wiping???
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