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  1. 1 Feb 2016
  2. 10 Oct 2015

    DaftLimmy IFTTT Auto Defence Bot Engaged!

  3. 10 Oct 2015

    DaftLimmy IFTTT Auto Defence Bot Engaged!

  4. 9 Oct 2015

    DaftLimmy IFTTT Auto Defence Bot Engaged!

  5. 8 Sep 2015

    Survived rocket launcher attack on our helo. Evaded zombies, made it to Abel Township

  6. 1 Jul 2015

    Played PAKO and got highscore at MALL: 01:05.04. Can YOU beat me?

  7. Retweeted
    1 Jun 2015
    Replying to

    Tell them that I coined the phrase "Zombavalanche",

  8. 16 Jul 2014

    I've demanded change on our assisted dying law:

  9. Retweeted
    5 Feb 2014

    Such a sweet story

  10. Retweeted
    15 Jan 2014

    I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in Switzerland, then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva.

  11. 5 Jan 2014

    Tutorial: how to gift wrap a cat for Christmas via . A little late I know...

  12. 23 Mar 2011

    I’ve signed up to save the housing safety net. Don’t let the Government cut vital support. Join 's campaign: http://shltr.org.uk/11g

  13. 18 Mar 2011

    Is Ticketmaster the *confirmed* shittest ticket outlet on the web or is there somewhere else I can go for a more miserable experience?

  14. 21 Dec 2010

    Having read all the other I realise that I've made a terrible mistake and have tweeting about snartz. Sorry - I'll get my coat.

  15. 21 Dec 2010

    snark = snart obviously. I have a cold.

  16. 21 Dec 2010

    Early attempts to breed domesticated snarks failed when it was found that they spontaneously combust on contact with Artex.

  17. 21 Dec 2010

    An immature snart can often be mistaken for a fimmeral - but its ventage is less morky.

  18. 26 Oct 2010

    Happy Birthday . One year closer to that sad inevitable slide into senility. Will anyone notice? Slippers & pipe in the post.

  19. 29 Jul 2010

    I just completed the game Face the Music, scoring 62/64! See if you can do any better! - http://bit.ly/cEkZrB

  20. 27 Jun 2010

    Arrghh - my A10 ran into AK on my short-stack all-in push... And the board showed a K. See you next week

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