Евгений Колпаков

@parametr

iOS/macOS software engineer

Malmo, Sweden
Joined May 2009
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    Apr 30

    Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks. A 1995 memo:

    106 replies 4,399 retweets 5,198 likes
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    Apr 28

    Our bold proposal to reshape Western Europe for a more stable and peaceful future. (Inspired by what Europe did elsewhere.)

    736 replies 9,756 retweets 12,269 likes
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    Apr 20

    Matrix Designer A (on the phone): "Neo's company is called 'Metacortex'." Matrix Designer B: "'Meta Cortechs'?" MD A: "Correct."

    30 replies 813 retweets 1,714 likes
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    Feb 22

    Fucking boost.

    7 replies 96 retweets 159 likes
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    Apr 10

    Как 75-летний программист зарабатывает на софте, написанном 40-50 лет назад:

    4 retweets 8 likes
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    Mar 25

    Current status of Javascript development

    33 replies 2,306 retweets 2,432 likes
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    Mar 24

    Incredible story, courageous boy. Well done, Roman! We pray for your mom's speedy recovery.

    77 replies 934 retweets 2,781 likes
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    Mar 15

    Where do billionaires live?

    17 replies 277 retweets 397 likes
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    Mar 12

    I implemented class clusters in Swift thanks to a gross protocol hack!

    3 replies 52 retweets 161 likes
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    Jan 31

    Take a minute to look at the brilliance of this street art. it's not immediately obvious but deeply saitisfying when it hits

    120 replies 9,562 retweets 15,294 likes
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    Jan 27

    Сотрудники налоговой успели отжать 14 предприятий, прежде чем им объяснили суть флешмоба «22 отжимания», — Владислав Чечеткин.

    1 reply 37 retweets 21 likes
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    Jan 9

    "I bought my boss two copies of The Mythical Man Month so that he could read it twice as fast." -

    17 replies 970 retweets 1,100 likes
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    Jan 5

    I've never empathized with any fictional character as much as I do with this HorizontalScrollView...

    25 replies 2,750 retweets 3,867 likes
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    Jan 5

    Congratulations, you've just invented the marshrutka.

    If each New York City taxi carried 10 people and every patron agreed to ride-share, the city wouldn't need 85% of its taxi fleet.
    30 replies 1,110 retweets 1,522 likes
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    15 Dec 2016

    Многие спорят, где лучшие камеры, в седьмом айфоне, в самсунгах или даже в сяоми. На самом деле лучшие камеры в норвежской тюрьме.

    29 replies 2,211 retweets 5,733 likes
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    7 Dec 2016

    If you're not making mistakes, you're doing something wrong. Which means you're making a mistake. Which means you're fine. I don't know

    7 replies 78 retweets 140 likes
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    11 Nov 2016

    ORANGE is the new BLACK

    2 replies 27 retweets 49 likes
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    10 Nov 2016

    How Denmark views Europe...

    24 replies 337 retweets 648 likes
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    24 Oct 2016

    Colored river basins of the United States Source: -

    7 replies 558 retweets 916 likes
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    18 Oct 2016

    :): It took courage to remove swift refactoring from

    4 replies 1 retweet 3 likes

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