Lachlan Pitts

@parameme

Techhead and software developer. Computing since 1982. Personal account. Retweets aren't endorsements. Debate policy not people.

Brisbane, Australia
Joined June 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    May 10
    Replying to

    One of the last of the balanced journalists. He will be missed by all who seek truth in the media

  2. Retweeted
    May 10
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    May 9
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  4. Retweeted
    May 9

    While you're feeling that anger of cashless welfare cards for unemployed remember been doing this to for years.

  5. Retweeted
    May 1

    BASIC computer language is 53 years old today. Retweet if BASIC was your first computer language?

  6. Retweeted
    Jan 29

    Retweet if it's by absolute sheer meaningless luck that you weren't born in Syria with bombs falling all around you, desperate for refuge.

  7. Feb 28

    All cloud service status indications are "heisenstatuses". By the time any single client perceives them that state has changed again.

  8. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    Far more likely to support a business who does this. Popping on the online store the weekend because of this.

  9. Feb 12

    Was Prime Minister Turnbull's misrepresentation of advice over the probable cause of the SA blackouts a "pink batts" moment?

  10. Retweeted
    Jan 26

    Ever felt your morning would be elevated by telling someone 85 times to put on socks, then giving up & doing it yourself? Try parenthood!

  11. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    A photo of 2 Aus girls celebrating Aus day. If you have a problem with that, you are the problem.

  12. Retweeted
    Jan 8

    If you use Docker, or containers, (or don’t), please read “Containers from Scratch” by

  13. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

  14. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2016

    The secret of my success...

  15. 30 Nov 2016

    Negative remarks about a person's appearance in a magazine photo-spread are NOT engaging in useful policy debate. Remember this.

  16. Retweeted
    27 May 2016

    [User requests feature already in product] Junior dev: "lol dumb user" Staff dev: "Closed - fixed" Senior dev: <opens usability bug>

  17. Retweeted
    14 Nov 2016

    "Don't worry," said the cosmologist, "it will all be 0K in the end."

  18. Retweeted
    11 Dec 2015

    Leave it to to demonstrate in its own survey that it has no idea why people use Twitter.

  19. Retweeted
    25 Oct 2016

    Reading patterns books is like watching drug ads on TV. By the end, you're convinced you have all the symptoms and need all the remedies.

  20. 24 Oct 2016

    So is suggesting that Minister Brandis will appoint a "lapdog" to SG. So - endgame? What is the scary future legal advice avoided?

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