Lachlan Pitts

@parameme

Techhead and software developer. Computing since 1982. Personal account. Retweets aren't endorsements. Debate policy not people.

Brisbane, Australia
Joined June 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    May 10
    Replying to

    One of the last of the balanced journalists. He will be missed by all who seek truth in the media

    4 retweets 17 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 10

    Vale Mark Colvin.

    : Mark Colvin (), respected ABC journalist, has died aged 65
    2 replies 10 retweets 35 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 9
    Replying to

    9 replies 241 retweets 1,056 likes
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    May 9

    While you're feeling that anger of cashless welfare cards for unemployed remember been doing this to for years.

    11 replies 198 retweets 272 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 1

    BASIC computer language is 53 years old today. Retweet if BASIC was your first computer language?

    797 replies 21,417 retweets 8,660 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jan 29

    Retweet if it's by absolute sheer meaningless luck that you weren't born in Syria with bombs falling all around you, desperate for refuge.

    183 replies 30,105 retweets 22,998 likes
  7. Feb 28

    All cloud service status indications are "heisenstatuses". By the time any single client perceives them that state has changed again.

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  8. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    Far more likely to support a business who does this. Popping on the online store the weekend because of this.

    7 retweets 8 likes
  9. Feb 12

    Was Prime Minister Turnbull's misrepresentation of advice over the probable cause of the SA blackouts a "pink batts" moment?

    1 like
  10. Retweeted
    Jan 26

    Ever felt your morning would be elevated by telling someone 85 times to put on socks, then giving up & doing it yourself? Try parenthood!

    29 replies 49 retweets 396 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    A photo of 2 Aus girls celebrating Aus day. If you have a problem with that, you are the problem.

    81 replies 332 retweets 507 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jan 8

    If you use Docker, or containers, (or don’t), please read “Containers from Scratch” by

    1 reply 9 retweets 25 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

    30 replies 456 retweets 943 likes
  14. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2016

    The secret of my success...

    10 replies 305 retweets 435 likes
  15. 30 Nov 2016

    Negative remarks about a person's appearance in a magazine photo-spread are NOT engaging in useful policy debate. Remember this.

    1 like
  16. Retweeted
    27 May 2016

    [User requests feature already in product] Junior dev: "lol dumb user" Staff dev: "Closed - fixed" Senior dev: <opens usability bug>

    59 replies 5,084 retweets 5,901 likes
  17. Retweeted
    14 Nov 2016

    "Don't worry," said the cosmologist, "it will all be 0K in the end."

    145 replies 2,942 retweets 5,783 likes
  18. Retweeted
    11 Dec 2015

    Leave it to to demonstrate in its own survey that it has no idea why people use Twitter.

    345 replies 8,039 retweets 7,573 likes
  19. Retweeted
    25 Oct 2016

    Reading patterns books is like watching drug ads on TV. By the end, you're convinced you have all the symptoms and need all the remedies.

    5 replies 161 retweets 209 likes
  20. 24 Oct 2016

    So is suggesting that Minister Brandis will appoint a "lapdog" to SG. So - endgame? What is the scary future legal advice avoided?

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