Sergey Panyushkin

I flunked out of clown college due to taking it too seriously. http://short.bdsmgalls.net/natalia 

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I wonder if the prince was suspicious when Snow White's first baby was born a dwarf. http://go.bdsmgalls.net/jennifer 

http://Ancestry.com  will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from. http://go.bdsmgalls.net/melissa 

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My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it's back to th-OH GOD DAMNIT. http://go.bdsmgalls.net/janie 

With all those 'thoughts and prayers' on Facebook it's amazing people are *still* dying. http://go.bdsmgalls.net/kerri 

http://go.bdsmgalls.net/frank  Watching X-Men. Hard to believe that all this stuff actually happened.

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It doesn't matter where you are, an old lady is about to be in your way. http://go.bdsmgalls.net/natalia 

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://shorturl.xaijo.com/larry 

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://googl.adultgalls.com/jerome 

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://shorturl.xaijo.com/mai