did you create this whole account just to clutch pearls and lick boot little dude?pic.twitter.com/j7OaMNlMIx
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did you create this whole account just to clutch pearls and lick boot little dude?pic.twitter.com/j7OaMNlMIx
Cool bro. I will be sure to bitch slap you if I see you big talk.
maybe you should convert your feelings into an adapted video game theme song. that might move people more than your undignified trolling, babe
you're the one writing the jokes! you can say this is not trolling, but it makes you look like some kind of bad-faith clownpic.twitter.com/ZD5GBNzSCE
whatever you say jeff tezos with a month-old account. why would anyone have any reason to doubt anything that you say
yes I am so sure that you are being censored by commies darling
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