Tom Parker

@palfrey

Geek of many colours. Am rather picky about who I follow these days, even if I like you in real life, as there's more to life than Twitter! He/him/his

Sydenham, United Kingdom
tevp.net
Joined July 2008
269 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @palfrey

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @palfrey

  1. Retweeted
    Aug 24

    A former Tesla employee, who worked on their IT infrastructure, is posting in a subforum of a subforum, a little-known place for funy computer forgotten by time. His NDA has expired. He has such sights to show us. Join me and I will be your silent guide into a world of horror.

    433 replies 12,122 retweets 24,625 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  2. Retweeted
    Aug 22

    Don't know what to call this; PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND GIANT ROBOTS seems a little trite

    26 replies 39 retweets 123 likes
    Undo
  3. Retweeted
    Aug 17

    my 2yo after watching Brave: MAMA TURN INA BEAR? me, comfortingly: no baby mama won't turn into a bear, it's okay 2yo, distressed: MAMA TURN INA BEAR *PLEASE*? me:.....................oh i see

    87 replies 21,968 retweets 131,895 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  4. Retweeted
    Aug 19

    Here are some things I needed to hear today. Maybe you do to It's ok to be sick It's ok to be sick for longer than people expect you to be It's ok not to have the kind of day you were hoping for It's ok to cancel plans It's ok to rest

    21 replies 676 retweets 1,742 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  5. Retweeted
    Aug 21

    Not at all. This is such a perfect expression of the monomyth, you could use it as a teaching aid. A character in a zone of comfort is impelled to action. They cross a magical threshold, enter an unfamiliar world, master it, and return to their own world... forever changed.

    Until now, scholars have thought that there are only Seven Basic Plots. Until now.
    18 replies 104 retweets 486 likes
    Undo
  6. Retweeted
    Aug 15

    We make out like Fireman Sam is a hero but he is an absolute hack. Only about 25 people live in Pontypandy and they are setting fire to something EVERY SINGLE DAY. EDUCATE THEM SAM. GO BEYOND THE HOSE.

    366 replies 8,255 retweets 34,417 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  7. Retweeted
    Aug 14

    "They're a lawful good Police officer who's a dragon born" "Oh what sort of dragon?" "Copper" - An unplanned pun that derailed my dnd campaign in the first 2 minutes

    126 replies 5,478 retweets 22,927 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  8. Retweeted
    Aug 15

    A hidden Android Pie security setting everyone should enable

    1 reply 20 retweets 13 likes
    Undo
  9. Retweeted
    Aug 14

    This is a better military story than Saving Private Ryan. Spielberg, get on this.

    535 replies 10,373 retweets 29,244 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  10. Aug 15

    PSA: 's "auto-download next episode" feature will sometimes overzealously repeatedly try and download something and then you won't be able to download that episode as "you've hit the yearly limit". And then won't fix it when you phone them :(

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
    Undo
  11. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    HAMMOND: I suppose the real worry now is that Boris might stand by his principles and quit MAY: HAHAHAHA HAMMOND: ahahahaha MAY: HAHAHAAAAA HAMMOND: Hahaha MAY: Oh God thanks. Haha. I needed that. HAMMOND: No worries MAY: I haven't laughed like that since Gove's leadership bid.

    3 replies 15 retweets 52 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  12. Retweeted
    Aug 12

    The online writer's prayer.

    1 reply 27 retweets 60 likes
    Undo
  13. Retweeted
    Aug 10

    66 replies 1,355 retweets 4,132 likes
    Undo
  14. Retweeted
    Aug 8

    Important Working Lunch instructional slide RE introducing yourself

    139 replies 16,825 retweets 38,308 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  15. Retweeted
    Aug 8

    Happy !

    2 replies 48 retweets 131 likes
    Undo
  16. Retweeted
    Aug 7

    To all those getting exam results today, please remember that there is I was living on the streets and now I'm in charge of HM Treasury. You never know where life will take you.

    35 replies 478 retweets 2,112 likes
    Undo
  17. Retweeted
    Aug 4

    wait wait what if it’s Captain Picard Mysteries, where he’s retired to a small planet with a rich archeological history, but he keeps having to solve murders

    175 replies 636 retweets 2,805 likes
    Undo
  18. Retweeted
    Aug 3

    There are four million people flowing into the US every year, without the government's permission! * Projected to lean LEFT! * Don't share our VALUES! * Don't speak ENGLISH! * Dependent on handouts, put a HUGE STRAIN on Govt Spending! I'm saying we need to ban babies.

    14 replies 138 retweets 793 likes
    Undo
  19. Retweeted
    Aug 4

    Beam him up! is set to reprise his role as Jean-Luc Picard on new series!

    21 replies 264 retweets 754 likes
    Undo
  20. Retweeted
    Aug 3

    People don't have a strong intuitive sense of how much bigger 1 billion is than 1 million. 1 million seconds is about 11 days. 1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years.

    365 replies 58,112 retweets 204,871 likes
    Undo

@palfrey hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·