Matt Novak

@paleofuture

Senior writer at Gizmodo. Founder of . Writing a book about movies that U.S. presidents watched at the White House.

Perth, Australia
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    10 hours ago

    Uncut Gems but it’s a guy in 1995 risking it all on a 70 to 1 Maggie Simpson bet

    Las Vegas odds for who shot Mr. Burns, 1995.
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  2. 38 minutes ago

    is “differences over strategic direction” code for “we’re all going to jail”?

    Greetings community. Letting you all know that I have resigned as CEO of ⁦⁦⁦⁩ . Despite differences over strategic direction, I wish my former colleagues much success. Exciting new things to come!
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    3 hours ago

    I feel closer to an actual nervous breakdown right now re: COVID stuff than I did in April last year. Maybe it’s because we have tools to fight it and we just aren’t using them? It’s one thing to watch the world burn. It’s another to watch it burn holding a turned-off hose.

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    14 hours ago

    [guy whose job is watching the numbers in his investment portfolio go up] it's time for people to get back to work

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    5 Sep 2019

    Bruce Willis: There are four elements, right? Producer: Go on... Bruce: What if there was a FIFTH element Producer: Love it Bruce: Ok, you know there are five senses... [Half an hour later] Producer: Please, I have a family Bruce: So what if there were TWELVE monkeys?

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    10 hours ago

    Hello, I tested + for the novel coronavirus 2019 this week. Fully vaccinated. The last 48 hours is just about the sickest I've ever felt in my life. If this is a milder experience because I am vaxx'd, I truly cannot imagine what the full unconstrained effects would feel like.

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    3 hours ago

    Joe Rogan really went on his show that 11 million people listen to and said that vaccines are causing covid mutations and the reason scientists aren't talking about it is because they're afraid of getting canceled. We are all going to die.

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    Aug 5

    I don't know what is funnier- Nate Silver thinking he discovered the concept of shifting antibody levels in populations over time- or Nate Silver arguing with an actual epidemiologist that he should credit Nate Silver for one of the basic theories that vaccination is based on

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    11 hours ago

    If the Australian government won’t let you back into the country they shouldn’t be withholding access to super

    imo it's pretty fucked up that you can't withdraw your superannuation if you're permanently relocating outside Australia
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    20 hours ago

    Usually a bad sign when the cops realize no one else can force them to do anything lol

    Denver police union saying cops will not abide by the mayor's order for city workers to get vaccinated. 57% of officers are unvaccinated. Says union : "Officers should be trusted to make their own choices."
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  12. 13 hours ago

    "Migrants are in many ways the most tested group in the country. No other group of people in the entire country is being tested at a near-100 percent rate."

    Pulled data and talked to government officials, organizations in Texas and outside groups to be able to put this to bed: No, the surge in coronavirus cases is not because of hundreds of thousands of migrants.
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    Aug 5

    Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene suggests gun owners kill people encouraging vaccinations: “…in the South we all love our Second Amendment rights. And we’re not really big on strangers showing up at our door, are we? They might not like the welcome they get.”

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    14 hours ago

    BREAKING: The Taliban has shot and killed the director of Afghanistan’s Government Information Media Center, the latest killing in a series of attacks on journalists and rights activists in recent months.

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  15. 14 hours ago

    Are there any billionaires who haven't purchased New Zealand residency as an insurance policy against the apocalypse?

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    17 hours ago

    My tips for getting through lockdown? Spend ~50 hours a week sitting in front of a computer, leave your house twice a week at most, get no exercise

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    19 hours ago

    Australians learn the slightest damn thing about anywhere in the entire rest of the world challenge 2021

    It's clear NSW gov is running an experiment. No other jurisdiction has used vaccines to combat an outbreak. Vaccines have been used to prepare populations FOR outbreaks. No other jurisdiction has got to 80% fully vax. NSW won't get close to 80% by xmas. This is a calamity
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    14 hours ago

    Afghanistan's top media and information officer assassinated in Kabul – police

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    15 hours ago

    The sheer volume of propaganda that got pumped into our little heads in the first year or so after 9/11 was just fucking terrifying

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    just remembered these absolutely wild post 9/11 disney channel propaganda videos
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    20 hours ago

    I’m so fucking angry. After trying 6 places to book an AZ vax I finally find a clinic who will take me. I wait 40 mins, only to be told by a teary doctor that she doesn’t feel comfortable giving it to a 33yo bc of the ATAGI advice. She said go home, stay home, wait for Pfizer🧵

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