Jesus take the wheel 

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I put it in & it was just sitting there in the tub & I thought “well, he said it doesn’t dissolve well, maybe squish it?” So now I’m trying to take a bath full of month-old wet Christmas cookie detrituspic.twitter.com/FX4viZ822I
I now clearly remember him saying “I always thought it was bath bomb but it’s like b-a-l-m, right?” And I said “no, it’s a bomb bc it fizzes!” And he said “Oh, this one didn’t fizz or really dissolve on its own, so I thought maybe it was supposed to be a balm.” A sign of DOOM
Ok he came home & I showed him the evidence (last crumbs). He says it’s the same thing he used & swears it’s a homemade bath bomb. I say it’s DOUGH. My house is in turmoil. The cats are weeping. WHAT IS IT
DAMMIT. I WAS WRONG. And yes, I tried a bite as part of my rigorous scientific investigation. It tasted like a wet cookie. Please respect my privacy & my family’s privacy in this trying time, we need space to heal & grieve in peacepic.twitter.com/e7w2qStZDp
He claims this is payback for me publicly roasting him about the cake. I stand by my actionshttps://twitter.com/paigebyerly/status/1202369983751376897?s=21 …
WHELP since I’ve so publicly & mistakenly called him out I should promote his website, he’s an amazing painter who also does pet portrait commissions: https://www.chrispavlik.com pic.twitter.com/luBGQBH3CZ
Who gives someone only two cookies??
So I can’t bake but I wanted to do something nice for some researchers I worked w so I gave them only FOUR cookies (coconut macaroons) in a decorative box & only later realized I made them w evaporated milk instead of sweetened condensed milk & they were fully indelible
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