Paige

@paigeburns212

we don't need no education

Santa Cruz, CA
Joined October 2016

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Mar 2017

    I missed my bus because I was trying to pet a cow

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  2. Retweeted
    12 Nov 2018

    This weekend the entire town of Paradise, CA was incinerated—but this wealthy neighborhood was able to buy itself protection from the flames. This is what climate change will look like under neoliberalism.

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  3. Retweeted
    21 Sep 2018

    The Trump administration is planning to shift more than $260 million from cancer research, HIV/AIDS and other programs to cover the rising cost and strain of housing thousands of undocumented immigrant children in their custody

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  4. Retweeted
    8 Aug 2018

    If a cow has an itch to scratch — what’s a cow to do? In a lot of places, nothing. But in some places, there’s the mechanical brush.

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  5. 8 Aug 2018

    If I get married I refuse to dance to anything other than ABBA for the first dance

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  6. 26 Jul 2018

    Bottom line is: I don’t sneeze on my nipples -Matrix

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  7. Retweeted
    26 Jul 2018

    i don’t give a FUCK about shark week lmk when it’s armadillo week they’re so much cooler • they have an acute sense of smell (which explains their a-cute snouts) • they don’t store fat (skinny kings) • they roll into a ball for protection when they’re scared (just like me)

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  8. 17 Jul 2018

    And I think that really sums up who I am

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  9. 17 Jul 2018

    When I was little my mom said she’d buy me a toy so I had her take me to a teacher supply store and got a replica human skull

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  10. Retweeted
    14 Jul 2018

    fellow mentally ill folks: stop blaming others for "abandoning" you when you pushed them away. if you consistently treat friends like shit, you can't be shocked when they stop supporting you. our illnesses don't excuse abusive behaviors toward ppl who care about us.

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  11. 11 Jul 2018

    I like brits bc all I have to do is send a pic of Boris johnson and I seem cultured

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  12. Retweeted
    11 Jul 2018

    A pancake a day keeps your feelings of inadequacy away momentarily.

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    Giraffes are now on the 'red list' of endangerment due to a 40% decline over the last 25 years. They could become extinct. Gone forever. And still, we allow spoilt cunts to pay money to shoot them with a bow and arrow for fun.

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  14. 15 Jun 2018

    I honestly don’t understand how people go to a college not in a forest?? Like where do you drunkenly pee????

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  15. 7 Jun 2018

    I tweet about cults so much and then the second I have the opportunity to actually join one I bail:/ ugh IM fake news

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  16. Retweeted

    i didn’t do. much of anything today. but that’s alright. it’s best to stay consistent

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    I’m surprised the NRA was affiliated with car rental companies at all, considering Hertz and Avis enforce tyrannical rules like "age restrictions" and "having a license."

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  18. 24 Jan 2018

    What’s your plan

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  19. Retweeted
    10 Jan 2018

    them: me: sorry to bother you again but my anxiety has me convinced that no one likes me and I bother everyone I talk to so I’m just making sure we’re good

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  20. 24 Dec 2017

    Whenever I need anything during dec. my mom tells me to wait til Christmas, can't wait for a new toothbrush and some shampoo tmrw!!

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