Paul Klump

@p_k_n_y

Confirmed discophile. Funk 48:49

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Joined March 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    In truth, replacing neurotic misery with common unhappiness is a triumph.

    17 replies 117 retweets 695 likes
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  2. Jan 20

    Couldn't have a been a more fitting farewell

    have a good life
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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    On every corner.

    97 replies 401 retweets 3,284 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    We cannot heal and move forward unless someone reads this thread aloud at the inauguration

    This man's whole life is in shambles because he got mad at Seth Meyers and Barack Obama roasting him. Could've just been grifting in peace for the rest of his life. Whole family hated. Ruined his teen son's life. Just incredible.
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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    "It looked like a tsunami of fire roared through the house." A Gothic house in the “Witchcraft District” of Poughkeepsie that served as a gathering place for the Church of Satan was set on fire by a masked arsonist.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    twitter today

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  7. Jan 18

    Peak humanity, as might say

    4:19
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  9. Jan 15

    A visual representation of Dominion's lawyers coming after these fools

    Translation: We lied to you. Willfully. Repeatedly. Now we're coming clean. But only because a defamation suit would nuke us out of existence if we don't.
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  10. Jan 14

    For this record nerd, hands down the best tweet of '21 so far

    Who else got 2 Impeach The President’s on 45? 😂
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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 12

    in one tweet, the most fucked up indictment of every aspect of American life in the last 20 years

    Pelosi said her young staffers knew to barricade the door, turn out the lights, and be silent, because they learned it in school.
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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 12

    Love yourself, love others & always punch up

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    No. If I have to live in a world in which COVID is 5G, in which Andy Ngo is a "journalist," in which Sandy Hook is fake, a world of rampant voter fraud, a society of a million lies, then this guy tased himself in the balls. I don't care what you say. It's never helped me before.

    ❌ No, a man at the Capitol insurrection did not die of a heart attack after tasering himself in the testicles.
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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    Let Us Now Praise Pharoah Sanders, Master Of Saxophone

    2 replies 13 retweets 88 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    "The American People invented electricity" is just an amazing thing for an adult human being to say.

    The American People invented electricity, automobiles, airplanes, televisions, cell phones, and virtually every other incredible invention before social media. America’s greatness lies with the people. Not Twitter. Not Government. It’s time to dig into that American spirit.
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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    “Elizabeth, don’t subscribe to a life of crime baby. It’s not for you.” I’m screaming at this.

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    The story behind the making of DOOM's videos for "?" and "Dead Bent." One that also turns into a very revealing portrait of the villain, and a requiem for the late 90s/early 00s NYC indie rap world. By the director, the great

    14 replies 232 retweets 718 likes
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  18. Jan 4

    Is there a Venn diagram of states with one-party consent laws that also have GOP members in high-level state offices?

    Raffensperger adviser to on why they recorded their call with Trump: “Lindsey Graham asked us to throw out legally cast ballots. So yeah, after that call, we decided maybe we should do this.”
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  19. Jan 4

    I got 28 minutes in, and this was my primary impression. If your boss operated at a fraction of the stupidity level, you’d be polishing resumes/selling company stock/etc with the quickness

    I have been listening to this call for 27 minutes now and I am alarmed to report that the president of the United States is a complete moron
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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    One of the best pieces ever written about Doom.

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