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The UBEREATS guy picked up my food then canceled. I blame the democrats. See how stupid that sounds ? Btw, this did happen tonight and I got a $10 credit and reordered my food
Trumpers always speak on the facts that fits their narrative. Thus why they'll never be taken seriously
The death metal version of GREASE is how I'll remember Olivia Newton-John Goodbye Dark goddess
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Kanye West a lameeeee Kim Kardashian was getting moist kissing Pete on national TV while YE dumb ass was a few feet away! Kim was talking BDE about Pete on TV, but never Ye Pete was hanging with his kids!!! His kids loved Pete!!!! Ls! Ye eating crumbs & calling them steak
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Pete Davidson cheated on Kim Kardashian Anyone who thinks that old cliche of "busy work schedules" is true, needs help.
Seeing Rage Against The Machine twice next week and down to go to a 3rd show if anyone wants to go 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
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This girl that I dated and was a FB just dubbed me with a text cause she's been into Bible studies. I haven't seen her in 3 years and she was the pot smoking, web cam model, stole a car to see me FREAK!!! How am EYE the bad influence???? I should be afraid of her!!!
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Damn We really about to go into another fucking pandemic ? MonkeyPox ? It's like they're just making shit up
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Ok I need a PS5 PLUG!!! 😫😫 Cause there's no way I'm missing out on an MJ #NBA2K23 edition!!! Haven't bought NBA2knin 3 years Someone help me!!!!!
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🏆Greatness is calling 🎮Answer the call in #NBA2K23 with our Cover Athlete Michael Jordan Pre-order the Michael Jordan Edition and Championship Edition starting 7/7
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Been living in just the present and letting go of the ghosts of the past while ignoring the imaginary pressures of a future that isn't here. It's such a relief. I hope ya'll can find this type of peace.
i cant deal w/ people who aren’t solution oriented bc they will ask u for advice knowing they enjoy complaining and being in distress. which is fine if thats ur vibe but just say that
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Ya ever feel interested in someone then spend time with them and realize they're not all that. Yea, you're fine, but you don't offer much....we're just not clicking.
People mad cause you don't find their favorite popular social media celeb to be talented is hilarious. "How dare you not think like me!!! You're a hater and mad....blah blah"
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People complaining about the #UFC277 card are just lame casuals who only get amped for Conor or Izzy. Foh and let us enjoy the skills and talents of these elite athletes
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I don't think about ex relationships or things that are gone. I think about a new apartment and how-to furnish it, parties I'll have and something to look forward to. Ya'll can stay in the past
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RIP legend Paul Sorvino aka Paulie from GoodFellas That slap across the face was an improv and Ray/Henry Hill reaction is genuine
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Paul Sorvino has passed away at the age of 83. Rest In Peace…
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Ever since I grew out my salt and pepper whiskers and let my hair grow out with an under cut , I've been getting passive aggressive flirting, especially from customers. I need to get a gf, go on several travel dates, get a Manhattan apartment together and marry her. QUICK
Customer lady from Brazil told me today that I'm the kinda guy you wanna meet in NYC. "Moody, sarcastic, funny....& yea...cute. but wouldn't date cause kinda dark." It was 95° today & I wore a white tee! How do I come off "dark"???
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