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    lol the gomatsols

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    9) try to weave a fine line when asked about your weaknesses. Avoid obvious b.s. like "I work too hard" but also try not to reveal you can only be killed if shot in the heel, or with silver

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    Wow. Who knew converting women to lesbianism was so easy :p

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    99 smartphones are transported in a handcart to generate virtual traffic jam in Google Maps. Through this activity, it is possible to turn a green street red which has an impact in the physical world by navigating cars on another route!

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    Tip for haxxing the system: if u draw a 2 on your forehead the computer can't read it because of binary. Youre invisible now

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    Here's one of the most creative uses of the ampersand I have ever seen.

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    I was today years old when I learned that an ampersand (&) is a ligature for the word 'et'

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    Hearing that my cat is so good at purring she’s gonna give lessons to other cats? She’s gonna teach them how to purr? They’re gonna sit in little desks and listen to her show what a good purr sounds like and how to perform it? I guess because she’s achieved so much in the field?

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    TFW the word you are trying to masculinize already has "man" in it.

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    Let’s be kind to the drunken sailor. Make sure that he drinks some water, hook him up with a sober oarsman, tuck him up in bed in clean pyjamas, etc.

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    29. sij

    Posted without comment

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    did you know there was a secret philosophers-only internet ?? (smbc)

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    the rewards of the mortifying being loved ordeal of being known

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    I Tried To Push Through Fatigue And Did Nothing In Five Hours, When I Should Have Just Taken A Nap a memoir

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    27. sij

    I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever liked with the work “fuck” in it. Enjoy your dystopian bs! *waves*

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    What's everyone planning for HUGE CRABRUARY?

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