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@oxenham

Trigger warning: my patriotism will put the lit in your poLITics 🔥

Orange County, CA
Joined September 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange*

    27 replies 1,486 retweets 3,490 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 5

    They put rubber bands on lobster claws to prevent them from being on their phones all day.

    9 replies 497 retweets 1,414 likes
  3. Retweeted
    2 Dec 2014

    Good thing about twitter is that if you have nothing to say you can just go ahead and say it.

    18 replies 794 retweets 1,490 likes
  4. 5 hours ago

    : everyone wants to conserve their slice of the pie. 🍰

    Silicon Valley suburb of Atherton (median home price: $6.2M) tries to block approved upgrades to overcrowded transit
  5. 6 hours ago

    : Apple x Carl Sagan = all the feels! 🍎🌎

    Ad of the Day: Apple enlists Carl Sagan for beautiful tribute to Earth after U.S. exit from Paris accord.
    1 reply
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Your feedback emails sound too harsh—write this instead

    16 retweets 26 likes
  7. 17 hours ago

    : “A man’s gotta do what a man does.”

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    when I sign off on my emails with "Best," I am not wishing you the best. I am saying I am the best.

    43 replies 3,666 retweets 11,083 likes
  9. 17 hours ago

    : if you are dating me, we cannot. ☔️🐻

    ME: DATE: ME: DATE: ME: When it rains are they called drizzly bears DATE: Can we enjoy ONE night out without this
    3 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    ME: DATE: ME: DATE: ME: When it rains are they called drizzly bears DATE: Can we enjoy ONE night out without this

    18 replies 373 retweets 1,286 likes
  11. 17 hours ago

    : 😳

    Thanks Hugo Chavez for showing that the poor matter and wealth can be shared. He made massive contributions to Venezuela & a very wide world
    1 retweet 1 like
  12. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    One consistent theme in Western elections: young voters drifting to the far left.

    391 replies 657 retweets 2,284 likes
  13. 18 hours ago

    : my boy Clark spittin’ some real 🔥. Socialism is dangerous and evil, and yet our generation openly embraces that moniker.

    1 like
  14. 18 hours ago

    : What. Is. This. Magic?! 🎈✨

    3 likes
  15. Jun 8

    : why am I so in love with this Andy Warhol sketch??!

    1 like
  16. Jun 8

    : I now think of this tweet every time I see a hipster on Twitter or Instagram 😂🤣

    hi i'm flannelbeard, and this is my girlfriend sundressbangs
    2 likes
  17. Jun 8

    : damn, I’m proud to share a name with this guy…he didn’t back down! No bolting here (😏 get it?)

    0:18
    Leftist fascists attack conservative columnist Andrew Bolt. Pathetic thugs weren't expecting him to fight back.👊🏽
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Cowards attack Australian columnist. Good for him for fighting back. Pathetic losers who can't win an argument with words.

    0:18
    Leftist fascists attack conservative columnist Andrew Bolt. Pathetic thugs weren't expecting him to fight back.👊🏽
    437 replies 1,991 retweets 5,829 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Nope, not that. Politics is chiefly about compulsion/power. Most of what matters in life is wholly different -- it's about love & habits.

    Replying to @BenSasse
    Politics is the only thing that can fix this. Fixing it is your job.
    78 replies 82 retweets 417 likes
  20. Jun 8

    : One belt, one road, one dog. 1️⃣🐶

    China now has a one-dog policy

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