artem

@ox

“I try not to run because it could ruin my brand,”

New York, NY
Joined December 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    5 Dec 2011

    Looking at your phone after being away from it for 2 hours and no texts or nothin, is a tough feeling man lol it hurts

    761 replies 80,813 retweets 75,083 likes
  2. Jun 9

    Girl's bf gets in the lyft and just starts the interrogation: "so why do you drive for lyft? Been doing it long?" control you manss

    1 like
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Next Visceral is t o m o r r o w with NYC guest Ne/Re/A bringing it hard and dark 🌙

    2 retweets 8 likes
  4. Jun 9

    I haven't seen this Against The Clock before but Novo Line is blowin' my miiiiind:

  5. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Why the fuck has my 15 year old cousin just put this on his sc story 😭😭😭😂

    1,111 replies 68,617 retweets 145,547 likes
  6. Retweeted
    16 Mar 2016

    ME: How fresh is the "fresh octopus"? WAITER: The chef is fighting it right now.

    8 replies 797 retweets 2,093 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    First exit polls got leaked

    8 replies 575 retweets 1,248 likes
  8. Retweeted
    22 Aug 2014

    Oh, man. My grandma caught me texting my OTHER grandma and now things are super tense.

    8 replies 645 retweets 1,430 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    sometimes I hit the jackpot

    121 replies 1,255 retweets 4,982 likes
  10. Jun 8

    every HN comment

    2 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    "All authors have contributed equally to the paper."

    71 replies 3,669 retweets 8,154 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    New post on what to do when ppl don't seem as passionate about their work. "Why aren’t people taking initiative?"

    1 reply 10 retweets 19 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    BREAKING TRUMP BOMBSHELL!!! Republicans will be FORCED to impeach after this!

    55 replies 1,640 retweets 2,520 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Mum: "Have you got something nice to wear for your date tonight, love?" Me: "Mum, I'm 33. I know what I'm doing"

    341 replies 7,489 retweets 15,284 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Russia takes the worst excesses of capitalism to the extreme, so here's a vending machine in a mall for buying Likes for your Instagram pics

    192 replies 5,313 retweets 7,407 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    When your impulse to mansplain is so strong you try to mansplain the Bible to the actual Pope.

    543 replies 8,393 retweets 20,002 likes
  17. Jun 6

    This is how I'm going to describe pretty much any activity from now on

    1 like
  18. Jun 5

    Woah. New time displays poppin up on the L

    2 replies 2 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 4
    Replying to

    you, not on twitter, experiencing the world at a normal rate: did you hear about -- me: last week is as distant to me as the burning of Rome

    78 replies 10,735 retweets 27,972 likes
  20. Jun 4

    OH: "I love gay Matt"

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