Owl Photos

" I'm on a Birds Diet. I see bird, I eat it. " https://www.instagram.com/p/BQbDGX0j3qJ/ 

Don't kid yourself vegan owls. If a rodent got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you know! https://www.instagram.com/p/BGxvgMwmZnv/ 

You had me at "I like turtles" https://www.instagram.com/p/BGe-NfsmZun/ 

" I may look calm, but in my mind I've killed you three times " https://www.instagram.com/p/BFT_tFQmZkR/ 

It's a sad moment when a baby owl realizes he'll never see his own butthole. https://www.instagram.com/p/BFHftGlmZhA/ 

" I'm not going to get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 75% rodent tears. " https://www.instagram.com/p/BEwyV4AGZkT/ 

" I'm hungry and you're a rodent. " https://www.instagram.com/p/BDByZLMmZit/ 

" A fun thing to do in winter is wait for summer " https://www.instagram.com/p/BBqwV5amZm4/ 

"Not sure why I fly so fast. I always hate where I'm going" https://instagram.com/p/-hESJSGZjM/ 

"I have given zero fucks what the weather is like in Cupertino" https://instagram.com/p/9ZVv29mZgM/ 

Not impressed. https://instagram.com/p/654WMqmZp0/ 

Smell ya later! https://instagram.com/p/5saI5iGZp5/ 

"Watched a human taking a selfie." - my suicide note https://instagram.com/p/6H_7QTmZuV/ 

untz untz untz untz https://instagram.com/p/5CdJPBmZj-/ 

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"I immediately regret this decision" https://instagram.com/p/4Mil_VmZtN/ 

HIKING TIP: Don't be that guy staring at butts when you're out with kids. @ Beautiful, Peaceful… https://instagram.com/p/4HsKeMGZlL/ 

si·es·ta https://instagram.com/p/2otSFYGZqb/ 

"Just because I'm awake at 8am doesn't mean I'm ready to do things" https://instagram.com/p/3TpeB6mZuU/ 

Try finding an owl that doesn't look like an elderly woman. https://instagram.com/p/3FXlvDmZjg/