"Bonjour. It is Macron. I am on ze line."pic.twitter.com/cdx8MTX2qS
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"Bonjour. It is Macron. I am on ze line."pic.twitter.com/cdx8MTX2qS
"Mr President. Captain Rogers." "I'm not the president anymore" "You're always the President, sir."pic.twitter.com/I1prTntwkS
"Everybody done? We have work to do. Mr President, snappy as always."pic.twitter.com/pu2qs7jFn7
"Natasha. Please proceed." "Sir. Since November 2016 we have identified a Skrull presence on earth."pic.twitter.com/UR0ogwiEjF
"Their disguise matrix malfunctioned, and has given the human doppleganger an unnatural orange color"pic.twitter.com/EQGKZKDvTm
"I knew it" "Sacre bleu" "Double sacre bleu"pic.twitter.com/P7eiLlQ3G7
"Ideally we would send in our main Avengers squad to deal w this problem. But this is such a diabolical skrull, we have to bring our A game"pic.twitter.com/q1NEnxLhbp
"May I present the next level of super soldier... Renaissance, Agent of SHIELD"pic.twitter.com/LTzIRwslg6
MEANWHILE, AT WORLD VILLAIN HQ "I sense something yuge. A disturbance. Bigly."pic.twitter.com/VC9YZVLko3
WILL AGENT RENAISSANCE DEFEAT THE INVASION? WILL THE WORLD POWERS KEEP THEIR ALLIANCE? WHAT IS THE SKRULL SUPER WEAPON? TUNE IN NEXT TIME
"Aw damnit, I missed it again. Damn it. Damn it."pic.twitter.com/5PIrTT7tek
Oh I miss no drama Obama. He just always did the right thing. He is the best of my generation. I miss his quiet dignity and grace.
And intelligence. He knew what the hell he was doing. That's a good trait in a president.
A slightly important trait
I miss it. I miss that trait in a president
I thought it was a prerequisite...who knew it was easier to become president than get into a decent nursing program?
Excellent point
Babies know. Next election no debates - just babysit a toddler for a half hour.
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