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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    If Trump's dick was bigger we wouldn't be in this mess.

    22 replies 174 retweets 803 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 20

    Retweet if you see an Imperial Walker

    52 replies 3,051 retweets 4,477 likes
  3. May 17

    New favorite site:

    1 like
  4. Retweeted
    May 16

    In which direction?

    Replying to @SkyNewsBreak
    The White House is on lockdown after someone attempted to climb over the fence
    642 replies 27,107 retweets 67,034 likes
  5. May 7

    Apparently Ryan didn't read the t-shirt before posing for a photo with him 😂

    Couple friends of the pod hanging out this morning.
    1 reply 1 retweet
  6. Apr 29

    Good news: the Indiana Jones movies are free to stream on Prime. Bad news: rewatching them, none of them pass the Bechdel Test.

    1 retweet 1 like
  7. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking

    101 replies 9,789 retweets 15,446 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Mar 1

    Best political compass I've seen so far

    14 replies 768 retweets 958 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Mar 1

    "I did not have international relations with that country."

    596 replies 30,241 retweets 66,143 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    It's less of a "news cycle" these days and more of that BSG episode where the Cylons attack every 33 minutes.

    292 replies 13,708 retweets 22,639 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Feb 7

    We should replace Obamacare with the Affordable Care Act and be done.

    25 replies 318 retweets 685 likes
  12. Feb 5

    AJAX Express: the fastest way to get to the SPA

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  13. Retweeted
    Feb 4

    We have a winner

    688 replies 58,027 retweets 161,599 likes
  14. Feb 4

    TIL that Natalie Imbruglia's version of Torn is a cover. Who knew.

    1 like
  15. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2015

    Shooting attacks w/Muslim suspects are on everyone's mind.Where they're missing is on the map of US mass shootings.

    127 replies 8,177 retweets 6,593 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    Let's cut the PC crap - white men can't hold down jobs because they're lazy, ill-disciplined, and expect everything handed to them.

    "It was at the end of a long day & he was tired & fatigue was setting in." CNN on White House's response to Trump's hanging up on Aussie PM.
    20 retweets 42 likes
  17. Retweeted
    5 Aug 2016

    The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy

    33 replies 6,701 retweets 8,841 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS. You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!

    6,480 replies 122,865 retweets 295,653 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Melania giving Michelle Her Speech Back

    84 replies 7,540 retweets 13,174 likes
  20. Jan 14

    Why do students in Vancouver learn more calculus than students in Calgary? Because they take the BC curriculum instead of the AB.

    2 likes

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