Once my 7yo+4yo caught our dog chewing a hole in the couch. I was very impressed when they decided to collect “clues”: eyewitness report, a piece of couch, even collected saliva samples... until they ran out of valid clues and then immediately started fabricating new evidence 
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Ready for a job in the DAs office
1:32 AM - 28 Nov 2019
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