the 2nd thought i had was: I’m Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone’s Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement
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utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I’ve only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i’ve had The Pencil on my person
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i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow?
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‘Oh’, i say, ‘I’m so sorry; I only have a pencil.’ ‘That’s fine!’ i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow
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I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it’s This or Nothing
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still maintaining that eye contact i smile, only the tiniest fraction, the unspoken words forming between us. ‘What are you gonna do now, huh? You feeling lucky, kiddo? Buddy? Buckaroo? You gonna kick up a fuss in this silent lecture theatre? Huh? Or will you take The Pencil?’
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I laughed my head off at this but can we talk about your nails?
are they all yours? What color is that? Who is your manicurist? How do I get mine to look like yours?? -
They’re my natural nails and I am my own manicurist! But the colour is Sally Hansen - Regal Rosé
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Oh my God are you serious?! They look amazing! My nails are too soft for that life
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Unfortunately for my local nail salons I have ridiculously strong nails that don’t seem to break, they’re pretty tame right now in terms of length so people always seem to think that they’re fake!
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i agree, your nails are gorgeous and i love that color
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So I assume the cat pic is new?
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the picture of her nails is in the thread.
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Oh shoot idk how I missed that lol. Now I feel like the whole story was to show off her nails
They look a little too picture perfect. - 1টি আরও উত্তর
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How are you supposed to sharpen that thing?
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Old Misery actually came with its own sharpener. I’m quite glad of that or else I fear I’d have to use a knife
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Or a chainsaw!
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that might be too much fun in lectures
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