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all my good tweets are compiled here for 1) easy browsing and 2) so i can remind myself that i am capable of being funnyhttps://twitter.com/i/moments/878375451072319488 …
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doctor: do you have any questions? me: would a lucky talisman made of eggs be called an omulette? doctor: i meant about your antidepressants
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did i delete my omulette tweet? what the fuck. i’m tweeting it again
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i was waiting for her to do Something with the tomato but she never did, it went back in her bag so i think it was unrelated and she just didn’t want it getting crushed by her laptop in there. I wished she’d just eaten it like an apple
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shout out to the girl in my lecture yesterday who arrived 10 minutes late, sat down next to me, placed a large tomato on the desk (???) opened up her laptop, Black Swan by BTS thundered out and she slammed the mute button with such force she nearly broke the keyboard in half
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i thought the iowa caucuses was a mountain range
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i love the people i follow on here. if you held a gun to my head i couldn’t tell you either one of the teams that played in the super bowl last night because no one has said Anything about it but i Could tell you every track Shakira sang and in what order
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you follow me on letterboxd and for what? to see me rate marriage story two stars and log the bee movie four times in one month?
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sorry i was late bro. i jus spent 45 minutes tucking my oversized shirt into my pants.
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I decided that this year, every day, I would knit a row on a scarf to mark the corresponding daily temperature/weather of my town. It felt like a good way to engage with the changing climate and with the changing year. A way to notice and not look away. Here's January then.pic.twitter.com/XQ9scIMX5c
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[aeroplane] me: wow like the guy who killed jesus? pontius the pilot: sir for the 8th time get out of the cockpit and return to your seat
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[western scientists, naming the capybara through a ballot] scientist: okay so we've got 17 votes for 'Capybara', derived from Tupi it means 'one who eats slender leaves'. Very Nice. We've also got one vote for [squinting at the paper] ........ The Enormouse
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[Wild West car dealership] cowboy: what kind of car do you sell? dealer: audi cowboy: yeah hi what kind of car do you sell?
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[naval base dock] admiral: did you bring the sub? me: yes other admiral: why can i smell meatball marinara sauce? me, under my breath: oh fuck
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yeah i watched the good place finale at 2:30am last night and no i will not be discussing itpic.twitter.com/tDG6rmSWkS
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Fireworks because of brexit? Dear lord, what a sad little life Jane. You ruined my night completely just so you could have the money. I hope now you will spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump trunk without any t
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apple juice.. is a health potion
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