OrthoDiction

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A Glossary of Orthodox Terminology

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  1. Jul 6

    We have not turned off the "crashing waves" sound machine in the five months since our son (and future Deadliest Catch star) was born.

  2. Jul 2

    When you text a client "See you later. Don't dress" instead of "See you later. Don't Stress."

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  3. Jul 1

    Livestreamed a bris today for out of town relatives. And played First Cut is the Deepest in the background.

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  4. Jun 28

    Marriage is between a man and a woman. And her sister. And each of their maids.

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  5. Jun 24

    Wait -- What's the what?

    5:52 PM - 24 Jun 2015 · Details
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  6. Jun 23

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  7. Jun 22

    How do some folks square "Nashim Da'aton Kalos" with "the brain surgeon scrubbing in to operate on my child is a woman"

  8. Jun 22

    Playing catch with an 8 year old is not so much "catch" as it is "trying to hit 6 square inches of leather at 50 ft with pinpoint accuracy"

  9. Jun 19

    My 8 year old just donated to Africa "so you stop telling us about kids in Africa who have nothing to eat but bugs!"

  10. Jun 18

    Just convinced my four year old that the guy in the video we were watching yelled "Holy Ship!"

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  11. Jun 16

    Some Like It Lukewarm

  12. Jun 16

    Permanent Resident Kane

    Translated from Norwegian by

  13. Jun 16

    Kong

  14. Jun 16

    Middle Manager of the Rings

  15. Jun 16

    Jurassic Parkette

  16. Jun 15

    4YO: Rain is from Hashem's watering can ME: Rain comes from the clouds 4YO: Maybe Hashem PUTS it into the clouds

  17. Jun 11

    'sHealth

    11:53 AM - 11 Jun 2015 · Details
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  18. Jun 10

    Calling your kid down from bed to watch come-from-behind bottom of the 9th that you PVRed but are pretending is live

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  19. Jun 10

    Amazing video, and amazing commentary.

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