If I resize the browser window to be a mere 2500px wide, I can at least see the full date-time without having to expand the column… 😒
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Minor irritation of the day: seem to have made the ECS console a little less usable by removing relative dates.
Rather than immediately seeing that something was deployed "2 minutes ago", I now have to check the current date, then expand the column to see the time…
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A browser extension to make Twitter bearable again:
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GitLab: death by a thousand papercuts as-a-service.
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I made this thing called LOL Verifier: a device that only lets you type lol if you’ve actually laughed out loud
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"Adobe's creativity is spent on pricing, not on products" 👌
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Adobe still seems operate in the “software in a box” world where they sell these app binaries for specific types of users for but there is no understand how teams operate today. They sell the tools, but not solutions. Their creativity is spent on pricing, not on products.
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If so, that's up to them, but it's not really upholding good old Postel's Law.
It'd also be a bit annoying, given they don't document the expected content-type for this JSON-formatted-but-not-called-`.json` file.
However, they have done similar before:
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Can it be that Apple's proxy for fetching `/.well-known/apple-app-site-association` on behalf of iOS devices became stricter today? 🤔
Accidentally, we were *not* serving this file as `application/json`, and seemed to start experiencing failures opening our URLs on iOS today…
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Time to play "spot the usability issue"!
Entering an email and clicking "Remove" on the "Remove from suppression list" UI didn't actually remove the email from the suppression list. Instead, the text field and button disappeared… ✨
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I love seeing major brands make NFT and web3 announcements these days. It’s a good indicator of how much of a disaster their product teams are. You missed the hype cycle to grift your customers, but still feel obligated to ship what you blew time on. Impressive stuff.
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Introducing Starbucks Odyssey, a new experience that will offer the ability to earn & buy digital collectibles (NFTs) that will unlock access to new coffee experiences. Join the waitlist to be among the first to explore Odyssey. stories.starbucks.com/press/2022/sta
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If you're still awake, and you enjoyed this, and you like low-fi ambient beats to relax/study to, and you like trains, and you like Scotland, then you might like
matteason.co.uk/scotbeats/
Relax to Scottish train announcements over low-fi beats or whatever YouTube music you want
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If anyone needs this split into 2,440 individual mp3s - because why wouldn't you - I've put them here: drive.google.com/drive/folders/
And if anyone wants to help transcribe all the files, here's a shared sheet, which has a good chance of descending into chaos: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d
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Water levels on the River Rhine have been falling for days and expected to reach a critical level today at which this great working river will no longer be able to service Germany's industrial heartlands. If you missed it, here's our latest TV report
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There's dozens of them (ok, ten in total, with none in Terminal 2)!
You too can find them all, so long as you know the magical phrase "drinking fountain" (which it isn't), and are able to use their who-knows-how-accessible interactive map… 💦
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An amazing discovery for anyone flying from disaster airport BER: it seems there's at least one water dispenser in the airport, opposite gate A19! 🤯
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"You can't unsubscribe from important emails like this one" —, with a very questionable definition of the word "important".
You'd expect a CRM company might to do a better job of managing the relationship with their customers. Also, I haven't even used this integration…
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Not quite what I was trying to calculate… 🧮
(but otherwise is an excellent calculator and replacement for Spotlight & co on macOS)
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„All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.“ 🖤 #FarewellVangelis #zdfmagazin #bladerunner
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I made another 4KB Executable Graphics piece
(A 4KB exe that renders a still image in 30 seconds).
This time for Outline 2022.
"Orders of Magnitude"
pouet.net/prod.php?which
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Clicked on JetBrains Toolbox, upgraded IntelliJ.
Back to IntelliJ: File → Restart IDE…
The old version opened.
WHAT. 😩
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This is so weird. By using ("save time and effort maintaining your IDEs"), I now have to manually check for IDE updates… 🤦
(at least until this request from 2015 is implemented: youtrack.jetbrains.com/issue/TBX-81/U)
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Big news! I've joined on with Fly.io and I'm working on building out SQLite replication & distribution tooling full-time now. We have some pretty big plans ahead. 🎉
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"Ministers […] could spend the [£1bn from the C4 sell-off] to boost creative training and independent production companies"
Or they could have bought PPE in a competent & non-corrupt fashion, and there'd be £9bn to spare? Either way, this makes no sense. theguardian.com/politics/2022/
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They asked for ‘a debate’; 90% of submissions in that debate said it was a bad idea. But still they go ahead. Why do they want to make the UK’s great TV industry worse? Why? It makes no business, economic or even patriotic sense. theguardian.com/media/2022/apr
Omg this is excellent work. Every company that virtue signals about International Women's Day gets a tweet from calculating its own gender pay gap
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In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 73.2% lower than men's. twitter.com/YoungsPubs/sta…
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Wow. I can't believe the EU is still being so malicious about Brexit. They're now sending us dangerous storms that only happen north of the English channel, and even stop right at the border with Ireland! 😡😡🇬🇧🇬🇧
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#StormEunice Weather warnings 

Get REAL-TIME UPDATES:
APP
bit.ly/2zxEY5q
YOUTUBE
bit.ly/3b42DLW
WEB
bit.ly/2yMdYiJ
#WeatherAware
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A miraculous recovery on the German-language one!
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Good start, annoying finish.
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Wordle 215 6/6
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This was the German version (which, for some reason, has the same numbering as the English one), on wordle.at… 😰
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Wordle 214 3/6
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Three days in a row of getting it on the third try makes up for Sunday's shocker.
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The 6000 most important German internet addresses! 🕸
I probably shouldn't check whether this book is still being published… 🙈
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Sharing works on mobile now!
Also, this is a good alternative, if you don't want to wait 24 hours for each new puzzle: octokatherine.github.io/word-master/
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